For most of my relationships, I would have liaisons, and I would feel guilty.

There are so few women in general who aren't completely threatened and confused by other women's success. It's very disappointing.

I would be dishonorable in a relationship because I wasn't getting what I wanted from that person.

It's depressing sitting at a comedy club all night, waiting to get on to do your five or ten minutes of material.

When I was really little, I was skinny and people laughed at me for being skinny, so, we all pay our dues for the bodies we're in one way or another. But thank god I haven't needed to alter it to feel good about myself.

I'm trying to appeal to the disenfranchised everybody, not just specifically gay.

The most important, overriding arc of my career has been that I would never be self-deprecating.