It's depressing sitting at a comedy club all night, waiting to get on to do your five or ten minutes of material.

I'll take on somebody if they're offending the entire culture, not just offending me.

I can't tell you 100 percent what makes a relationship work. But I can see something good coming and I can see something bad coming.

Unfortunately, most college kids these days aren't coming from any place-they seem to ask the same kind of questions over and over again.

I don't need to be redundant to the gay community about what's wrong and what isn't happening for them.

I don't believe in karma.

When I was really little, I was skinny and people laughed at me for being skinny, so, we all pay our dues for the bodies we're in one way or another. But thank god I haven't needed to alter it to feel good about myself.