It's depressing sitting at a comedy club all night, waiting to get on to do your five or ten minutes of material.

I don't consider myself a comic but a performer. A comic tells bad jokes.

Kids need to be educated about sex and sexuality and if they're going to have sex, learn how to protect themselves and not get pregnant.

The fumes are killing us, and we wonder why things are going haywire.

I don't believe in karma.

I was looking for something within Judaism that had a spiritual nature and not just a religious nature. So my trainer at the time was the one who took me to the Kabbalah center on my 40th birthday. I was like, "Oh, this is so cool." I was just ready for it. I was ready for something different.

I don't want someone coming in and passing judgment on my life.