It's depressing sitting at a comedy club all night, waiting to get on to do your five or ten minutes of material.
Sandra BernhardUnfortunately, most college kids these days aren't coming from any place-they seem to ask the same kind of questions over and over again.
Sandra BernhardNew York has always been a sense of eclectic kind of freedom and expression on a lot of different levels.
Sandra BernhardIf you want to dig, if you want to pry, do it on your time, but I'm going to be a woman of dignity.
Sandra Bernhard