I don't like surgery. I don't like elective surgery, I don't like surgery that you have to have.

I'm very much a humanist. I'm very much pro-choice. I'm very much politically correct.

Gayness is a non-issue.

I love performing. I love being a provocateur. I love putting myself in situations that are uncomfortable and that I have to get out of.

I think everybody is covering their [posteriors] with the Enron scandal and it was very convenient that Sept. 11 came along to deflect the fact that they should never have been in the White House in the first place. What happened in the election was completely corrupt.

Personally, I'm waiting for caller IQ.

From the time I was a kid, I'd never joined groups. I hated high school groups. I hung out with hippies, musical people. I hung out with whomever I found compelling and interesting and smart. And I continued to do that throughout my life.