I don't like surgery. I don't like elective surgery, I don't like surgery that you have to have.

Kids need to be educated about sex and sexuality and if they're going to have sex, learn how to protect themselves and not get pregnant.

You reach a certain point in your 30s when you say things in a much safer way.

The live show is different from the album. It's different every night depending on where I am and how many months have gone by since I last performed.

Random things make me laugh.

A remembrance can mean nothing to the one remembered; it can only remind the ones left behind how little they did while you were still alive.

I don't consider myself a comic but a performer. A comic tells bad jokes.