I think everybody is covering their [posteriors] with the Enron scandal and it was very convenient that Sept. 11 came along to deflect the fact that they should never have been in the White House in the first place. What happened in the election was completely corrupt.

The real terrorist threats are George W. Bush and his band of brown-shirted thugs.

I don't want someone coming in and passing judgment on my life.

When you're watching the news, how many days in a row can you watch that and feel good about yourself and the world?

People want to be famous, they want to be loved, they want to be accepted. They want to push aside their past and the things that have been embarrassing to them.

I would never wanna do a show that's strictly maudlin and invaded my personal life and my home. I would never do that.

Purim, one of my favorite holidays. It's like the original drag queen's holiday. It's when all the Jewish men go for it and feel no guilt for a change.