I think there are always different times in your life when you go, "Oh, god. I wish I were traditionally pretty. My life would be so much easier." But then you get through that, and you go, "Well, I'm not."
Sandra BernhardThere are so few women in general who aren't completely threatened and confused by other women's success. It's very disappointing.
Sandra BernhardI've always been opposed to groups. I can't believe the doctrine of group is going to work for every single person within the group.
Sandra BernhardWhen you're constantly looking for things from other people, you're not looking within yourself.
Sandra BernhardBarbara Bush has her finger on the pulse of America. Im so glad shes back and more compassionate than ever, ... Thats right, of course people just sat around New Orleans, boring, uninspired, soulless New Orleans, and dreamed of someday relocating to the Astrodome. Oh, dear Lord, if only I could leave my unhappy existence and head on up to wonderful Houston and live with my friends side by side in a spacious football stadium, my life would be so much richer and complete.
Sandra Bernhard