I don't consider myself a comic but a performer. A comic tells bad jokes.

Purim, one of my favorite holidays. It's like the original drag queen's holiday. It's when all the Jewish men go for it and feel no guilt for a change.

When I was really little, I was skinny and people laughed at me for being skinny, so, we all pay our dues for the bodies we're in one way or another. But thank god I haven't needed to alter it to feel good about myself.

I really have a problem with any kind of drug, I always have.

When you're watching the news, how many days in a row can you watch that and feel good about yourself and the world?

Once you're heterosexual and comfortable with that, you don't need to take out an announcement every day.

There's this whole sense of judgment and who's right and who's wrong and who's moral and who's going to be punished.