When people are like, 'Life is good,' I go, 'No, life is a series of disastrous moments, painful moments, unexpected moments, and things that will break your heart. And in between those moments, that's when you savor, savor, savor.'

As for doing more dramatic work over comedy, I do whatever turns me on at the moment.

I hope they invent a machine in which you type in the age you want to be, and it lifts and separates everything nonsurgically.

I got away from comedy because it wasn't being done in the way that I loved and the way that I could do it. It made me sad because I felt like it wasn't appreciated and no one was writing it so, 'I'll abandon it.

I'm a true believer in karma. You get what you give, whether it's bad or good.

I need to know how the clock is made after you tell me what time it is. I want to know all the details so I can understand how it works.

Fame means when your computer modem is broken, the repair guy comes out to your house a little faster.