I hate the word assistant. No one works for me. I work with everyone because I couldn't do anything without the people that I work with.

False expectations take away joy.

I like lists, I'm controlling, I like order. I'm difficult on every level.

I don't need any more stories. I have enough stories. I need a life.

If you're gonna tell a story from beginning to end, I always think you have to have a great structure in a script. If it gets you excited and it's something you've never read before that's another plus. I think also with improv and that whole world of stand-up, that's a whole other organism of comedy that still needs a story, but it's more free-form. On the set, it is the combination of both those worlds coming together: a great script and an allowance to play with it.

My life changes dramatically every time I get up out of bed. After my proposal life changed in that I wasn't asked to change. I always thought that marriage meant someone was going to ask you to stop being who you were. And I met someone who not only wants me to be who I am but likes it. So, my life changed in that my views towards marriage stopped being morbid. I found I was ready to be a good partner where I don't think I was a very good partner to people before. I stepped up my game.

If all of a sudden someone said, 'You have five more kids,' I'd be totally OK with it.