When you have adversity and you have pain, you never feel more alone than you do at that moment. And you can be surrounded by hundreds of thousands of people.

My mother was ahead of her time as a woman.

Not everything has to be immediate.

Fame means when your computer modem is broken, the repair guy comes out to your house a little faster.

I will do comedy until the day I die: inappropriate comedy, funny comedy, gender-bending, twisting comedy, whatever comedy is out there.

I've done all my tricks. I'm tired of myself.

I find that with some girls, the words work and education have gotten a bad rap.