I don't need any more stories. I have enough stories. I need a life.

My first review for the TV movie The Bionic Showdown said I was as interesting as a bus ride.

Nobody can make me cry in public. I'll punch them first before they make my mascara smear.

I spent so many summers and New Years and fun times in New Orleans. It was always a place where I felt I could go and actually let go and enjoy the spirit of something.

Chocolate is the greatest gift to women ever created, next to the likes of Paul Newman and Gene Kelly. It's something that should be had on a daily basis.

Anyone who has been given the gift of being opposite an actor who gives and gives, it just makes you better.

People who do comedy really are the nastiest people on the planet.