They try to get me to watch The Condemned and I said NO,NO, NO. It's a sad fact Stone Colduh can't act he should GO, GO, GO. He likes to hang out in baaaaaars, I gave his movie zero staaaaaars. They try to make me watch The Condemned and I said uh NO,NO,NO.

The last time I saw that crooked stupid smile on your face, I got-a-so mad, but then I realized...that crooked stupid smile is there all the time.

Carlito likes to swap spit with men who don't want to be cool.

Don't make him anger please. I don't like it when he's anger.

You're not even in a restaurant, but... you got served!

I'll write you a check. I'll write you a check. How do you spell Sheamus?

Since we ate taking orders, get me some sunchips!