I strain to hear, but my old ears, for all their obscene hugeness, pick up nothing but snippets.

When two people are meant to be together, they will be together. It's fate.

Do you have any idea how much an elephant drinks?

Dear God. Not only am I unemployed and homeless, but I also have a pregnant woman, bereaved dog, elephant, and eleven horses to take care of.

I tend not to think about the reading public at all, or the business, when I'm writing.

Although, pretending not to notice is almost worse than noticing.

i'm afraid to breathe in case i break the spell