It's no wonder Michelle Obama is telling everybody you better breast-feed your baby-yeah, you better-because the price of milk is so high right now!

We used to hustle over the border for health care we received in Canada. And I think now, isn't that ironic?

The Holocaust would never have happened if black people lived in Germany in the 1930s and 40s … well, it wouldn't have happened to Jews.

I remember when I got a part on 'Seinfeld' it was like an out of body experience, I was so excited.

Opening our borders to a flood of illegal immigrants is deliberate ... It's time to impeach; and on behalf of American workers and legal immigrants of all backgrounds, we should vehemently oppose any politician on the left or right who would hesitate in voting for articles of impeachment.

I suffer from the sense that everything good in my life is about to go away.

What would you do, if you could do anything?