If you died it would be like my bones had been removed. No one would know why, but I would collapse.
No one survives life.
Have you made any plans? Take an overdose, slash my wrists then hang myself. All those things together? It couldn't possibly be misconstrued as a cry for help.
I am the beast at the end of the rope.
I love you still, Against my will.
Comedy is easy. First, people have to fall down. Next, include someone a little hefty. It's a hoot.