How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck chlamydia?

Dad? Um, listen. I have kind of a crazy story for you.

I always work from an outline.

Why do you think people cheat?," I asked. "Because they're bored? Because they can? Because they're selfish and think they're entitled to anything they want? Because they don't think they'll get caught?

When I get married I'm going to make the marriage work. Getting married is forever, no matter what my spouse does.

Biological clock? I don't even own a watch.

You can tell a lot about a person not just by their successes, but by how they deal with their setbacks