Funny how life messed with you.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck chlamydia?
A guy who treats his mom well, treats his wife well.
Biological clock? I don't even own a watch.
Liking someone doesn't make you weak.
Why do you think people cheat?," I asked. "Because they're bored? Because they can? Because they're selfish and think they're entitled to anything they want? Because they don't think they'll get caught?