NO MAN CAN AVOID BEING BORN AVERAGE, BUT NO MAN HAS TO STAY AVERAGE.

I may not be the bestest pitcher in the world, but I sure out-cutes 'em.

One time I snuck a ball on with me and when I went to winding up, I threw one of them balls to first and one to second. I was so smooth I picked off both runners and fanned the batter without that ump or the other team even knowing it.

If your stomach disputes you, lie down and pacify it with cool thoughts.

There never was a man on earth who pitched as much as me. But the more I pitched, the stronger my arm would get.

My feet ain't got nothing to do with my nickname, but when folks get it in their heads that a feller's got big feet, soon the feet start looking big.

I ain't ever had a job, I just always played baseball.