When a batter swings and I see his knees move, I can tell just what his weaknesses are then I just put the ball where I know he can't hit it.

What's scary in life is not what people know (or don't know), but what they know that ain't so.

Money and women. They're two of the strongest things in the world. The things you do for a woman you wouldn't do for anything else. Same with money.

They said I was the greatest pitcher they ever sawI couldnt understand why they couldnt give me no justice.

Throw strikes. Home plate don't move.

I never rush myself. See, they can't start the game without me.

I use my single windup, my double windup, my triple windup, my hesitation windup, my no windup. I also use my step-n-pitch-it, my submariner, my sidearmer and my bat dodger. Man's got to do what he's got to do.