What's scary in life is not what people know (or don't know), but what they know that ain't so.

Avoid running at all times.

You win a few, you lose a few. Some get rained out. But you got to dress for all of them.

If a man can beat you, walk him.

My feet ain't got nothing to do with my nickname, but when folks get it in their heads that a feller's got big feet, soon the feet start looking big.

One time I snuck a ball on with me and when I went to winding up, I threw one of them balls to first and one to second. I was so smooth I picked off both runners and fanned the batter without that ump or the other team even knowing it.

I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss one that ain't never been seen by this generation.