Throw high risers at the chin; throw peas at the knees; throw it here when they're lookin' there; throw it there when they're lookin' here.

Smokey Joe (Williams) could throw harder than anyone.

They said I was the greatest pitcher they ever sawI couldnt understand why they couldnt give me no justice.

What's scary in life is not what people know (or don't know), but what they know that ain't so.

If you want to live a long time, don't fool with nothing old but money, nothing big but a bank roll, nothing black but a Cadillac, nothing over twenty-two years, nothing that weighs over 130. If you do, you're in trouble. 'Cause when you're getting old and your cells gettin' low, you'll need a Delco battery to boost ya.

You gotta keep the ball off the fat part of the bat.

Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes you get rained out.