I got a curve so sneaky it might be your daddy.

What's scary in life is not what people know (or don't know), but what they know that ain't so.

Don't eat fried food, it angries up the blood.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

I use my single windup, my double windup, my triple windup, my hesitation windup, my no windup. I also use my step-n-pitch-it, my submariner, my sidearmer and my bat dodger. Man's got to do what he's got to do.

Go light on the vices, such as carrying on in society. The social life ain't restful. Avoid running at all times. Don't look back. Something may be gaining on you.

I was born in August, no July, 1908.