I got a curve so sneaky it might be your daddy.

I've said it once and I'll say it a a hundred times, I'm forty-four years old.

There never was a man on earth who pitched as much as me. But the more I pitched, the stronger my arm would get.

Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move.

Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you.

I don't know how old I am because a goat ate the Bible that had my birth certificate in it. The goat lived to be twenty-seven.

Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes you get rained out.