My feet ain't got nothing to do with my nickname, but when folks get it in their heads that a feller's got big feet, soon the feet start looking big.

One time he (Cool Papa Bell) hit a line drive right past my ear. I turned around and saw the ball hit his ass sliding into second.

The only change is that baseball has turned Paige from a second class citizen to a second class immortal.

If you tell a lie, always rehearse it. If it don't sound good to you, it won't sound good to anybody.

Avoid fried foods, which angry up the blood.

Avoid fried meats which angry up the blood. If your stomach disputes you, lie down and pacify it with cool thoughts. Keep the juices flowing by jangling around gently as you move. Go very light on the vices, such as carrying on in society. The social ramble ain't restful. Avoid running at all times. Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you.

Throw strikes. Home plate don't move.