My feet ain't got nothing to do with my nickname, but when folks get it in their heads that a feller's got big feet, soon the feet start looking big.

Don't eat fried food, it angries up the blood.

Smile well and often, it makes people wonder what you've been up to.

I used to feel so bad before I got to the clubhouse, I didn't know what to do. But when I put that ballsuit on, I don't know where I got the spark to save my life.

Avoid running at all times.

I got a curve so sneaky it might be your daddy.

They said I was the greatest pitcher they ever sawI couldnt understand why they couldnt give me no justice.