There never was a man on earth who pitched as much as me. But the more I pitched, the stronger my arm would get.

Airplanes may kill you, but they ain't likely to hurt you.

What's scary in life is not what people know (or don't know), but what they know that ain't so.

I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss one that ain't never been seen by this generation.

If your stomach disputes you, lie down and pacify it with cool thoughts.

I got a curve so sneaky it might be your daddy.

Go light on the vices, such as carrying on in society. The social life ain't restful. Avoid running at all times. Don't look back. Something may be gaining on you.