There never was a man on earth who pitched as much as me. But the more I pitched, the stronger my arm would get.

I was born in August, no July, 1908.

I may not be the bestest pitcher in the world, but I sure out-cutes 'em.

It's funny what a few no-hitters do for a body.

I never rush myself. See, they can't start the game without me.

The Crawfords played everywhere, in every ballpark. And we won, won like we invented the game.

Throw high risers at the chin; throw peas at the knees; throw it here when they're lookin' there; throw it there when they're lookin' here.