There never was a man on earth who pitched as much as me. But the more I pitched, the stronger my arm would get.

Smile well and often, it makes people wonder what you've been up to.

Avoid fried foods, which angry up the blood.

There never was a man on earth who pitched as much as me. But the more I pitched, the stronger my arm would get.

I may not be the bestest pitcher in the world, but I sure out-cutes 'em.

Not to be cheered by praise, not to be grieved by blame, but to know thoroughly one's own virtues or powers are the characteristics of an excellent man.

I was born in August, no July, 1908.