There never was a man on earth who pitched as much as me. But the more I pitched, the stronger my arm would get.

Avoid fried foods, which angry up the blood.

If you want to live a long time, don't fool with nothing old but money, nothing big but a bank roll, nothing black but a Cadillac, nothing over twenty-two years, nothing that weighs over 130. If you do, you're in trouble. 'Cause when you're getting old and your cells gettin' low, you'll need a Delco battery to boost ya.

I use my single windup, my double windup, my triple windup, my hesitation windup, my no windup. I also use my step-n-pitch-it, my submariner, my sidearmer and my bat dodger. Man's got to do what he's got to do.

If a man can beat you, walk him.

I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss one that ain't never been seen by this generation.

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching.