I don't know how old I am because a goat ate the Bible that had my birth certificate in it. The goat lived to be twenty-seven.

If a man can beat you, walk him.

The only change is that baseball has turned Paige from a second class citizen to a second class immortal.

Don't eat fried food, it angries up the blood.

I don't generally like running. I believe in training by rising gently up and down from the bench.

I ain't ever had a job, I just always played baseball.

Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move.