The history of prevailing status quos shows decay and decadence infecting the opulent materialism of the Haves. The spiritual life of the Haves is a ritualistic justification of their possessions.

Ridicule is man’s most potent weapon.

Conscience gets expensive, doesn't it?

If I'm lucky, in a month from now, best-case scenario, I'm managing a Cinnabon in Omaha.

Make hay while the sun is still shining.

Better safe than sorry. That's my motto.

Celebrities have to get their cars washed just like everybody else.