The job of the organizer is to maneuver and bait the establishment so that it will publicly attack him as a “dangerous enemy.

The history of prevailing status quos shows decay and decadence infecting the opulent materialism of the Haves. The spiritual life of the Haves is a ritualistic justification of their possessions.

I caught my second wife screwing my stepdad. OK? It's a cruel world, Walt. Grow up.

Celebrities have to get their cars washed just like everybody else.

Conscience gets expensive, doesn't it?

Should I call the FBI and tell them I found DB Cooper?

Let's just say I know a guy who knows a guy who knows another guy.