The reason I started writing movies was because I kept getting parts that I just kind of stepped into. I didn't have to do a lot of work and I ended up getting sort of bored.
I want to get married, but I'm always tortured in relationships.
I mean, what do you do in Las Vegas? You gamble - and you go to strip clubs.
I think I'd be a good pimp cuz I'd never beat my ho's.
Good, bad mediocre or whatever it is, if a director wants me in his movie, I take it as a compliment.
And at the end of the day, if the movie's no good, I'll live to fight another day.