I think I'd be a good pimp cuz I'd never beat my ho's.

When I was a kid, I was always an athlete. I played a lot of sports. I played football, basketball, baseball and soccer.

I feel I should be doing stupid stuff, but I'm not going to.

I mean, what do you do in Las Vegas? You gamble - and you go to strip clubs.

I'm kind of like the goofy number-seven guy in a lot of movies.

I was a scam artist in high school for a while.

I want to get married, but I'm always tortured in relationships.