I don't want to sound pretentious, but you could hire a bunch of monkeys to be on a TV show, and if it's successful, then everything's perfect and everybody's happy.

I was the bad kid in school. I was usually in trouble.

Good things happen when you get your priorities straight.

I feel I should be doing stupid stuff, but I'm not going to.

I had that thing of wanting to prove I was a tough kid.

I was a scam artist in high school for a while.

I liked being in the spotlight.