I'm kind of like the goofy number-seven guy in a lot of movies.
I think I'd be a good pimp cuz I'd never beat my ho's.
I love the smell of a woman's armpit when she's not wearing deodorant.
But with writing, all you need is a pad of paper.
I was a scam artist in high school for a while.
My whole body is a wreck. I've injured myself so many times with jujitsu, skateboarding, football. I guess I like to live hard.