I mean, what do you do in Las Vegas? You gamble - and you go to strip clubs.

I love the smell of a woman's armpit when she's not wearing deodorant.

I never planned on being a plumber.

I was a scam artist in high school for a while.

The reason I started writing movies was because I kept getting parts that I just kind of stepped into. I didn't have to do a lot of work and I ended up getting sort of bored.

If you love acting and you've ever experienced theater, then you know that in a movie it's almost impossible to live out that experience, unless you're a Pacino or a De Niro or somebody who gets to pick their parts.

I just feel like if I do good work, then people should respect me for the work I do.