Who doesn’t have a polo shirt? Only somebody from, like, Lake Minnetonka.
I don't have to be walking around like some peasant. I'm royalty!
Are we going buck-naked, or are we wearing like a bathing suit?
People who say real men don't wear pink obviously don't know any real men!
Balls in general are not a good looking item.
I may be a douche to some people, but I actually do run companies.