I may be a douche to some people, but I actually do run companies.
All the haters are just jealous, so they're trying to bring me down. I'm young, handsome, successful, wealthy. You could say I'm a role model – I'm the American dream!
Balls in general are not a good looking item.
I gotta learn to rap.
I don't have to be walking around like some peasant. I'm royalty!
Why don't we have the chemistry that Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet had in Titanic? I'll tell you one reason: Because we're not in a movie!