When you think of the debonair, ridiculously good-looking guy, you think of me.

I didn't buy the piano to play it, I bought it because it looks nice.

I never thought I'd be in a family that has more people than a small country.

I don't have to be walking around like some peasant. I'm royalty!

Are we going buck-naked, or are we wearing like a bathing suit?

The more I sleep the less I have to hang out with everyone

I gotta learn to rap.