I didn't buy the piano to play it, I bought it because it looks nice.

I never thought I'd be in a family that has more people than a small country.

I gotta learn to rap.

Why don't we have the chemistry that Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet had in Titanic? I'll tell you one reason: Because we're not in a movie!

I like to work as little as possible to make the most money possible.

I'm a big star. I don't need to be dealing with you peasants!

I may be a douche to some people, but I actually do run companies.