I didn't buy the piano to play it, I bought it because it looks nice.

Are we going buck-naked, or are we wearing like a bathing suit?

I may be a douche to some people, but I actually do run companies.

Dream big so even if you don't hit the top you will make it somewhere decent.

I like to work as little as possible to make the most money possible.

I'm a big star. I don't need to be dealing with you peasants!

The more I sleep the less I have to hang out with everyone