The only thing I'd rather own than Windows is English. Then I'd be able to charge you an upgrade fee every time I add new letters like N and T.

The best decision is the right decision. The next best decision is the wrong decision. The worst decision is no decision.

In a world without fences, who needs Gates?

If everyone thinks you're doing the right thing, then everyone would be doing it. Have a controversial strategy.

Microsoft is now talking about the digital nervous system... I guess I would be nervous if my system was built on their technology too.

Every time you turn on your new car, you're turning on 20 microprocessors. Every time you use an ATM, you're using a computer. Every time I use a settop box or game machine, I'm using a computer. The only computer you don't know how to work is your Microsoft computer, right?

Putting Windows [3.11] on top of DOS is like putting whipped cream on a road apple [horse poop].