I'm a total nerd. I love fantasy.

My cancer continues to make for all kind of hilarity.

My parents won’t let me have a motorcycle, but they give me all the guns I want. I asked them for a motorcycle last Christmas and they told me I’d only kill myself. They got me this twelve-gauge instead.

In France, everyone speaks French 'cause they think it's cool. Gives 'em, gives 'em an excuse to smoke.

This world is filled with five billion people with five billion different ways of looking at things.

Americans know as much about Canada as straight people do about gays. Americans arrive at the border with skis in July, and straight people think that being gay is just a phase. A very long phase.

I think Canadian humor is a little less broad than American humor.