I believe the things that happened to me as a child scarred me terribly, and I wish somebody would have helped me with some of the things that happened.

If comedy duos don't like each other, it just won't work.

In France, everyone speaks French 'cause they think it's cool. Gives 'em, gives 'em an excuse to smoke.

People don't listen when you lecture. No one wants to be talked down to or scolded.

I've pretty much given up on the orange. I really have. I just don't even bother. It's just either sour, or woody, or the skin's too thick. It's very nice when you come across the perfect orange, because it's really a beautiful experience. But the stakes are too high.

This world is filled with five billion people with five billion different ways of looking at things.

A lot of gay men are in delusion if they think they're super macho.