I've pretty much given up on the orange. I really have. I just don't even bother. It's just either sour, or woody, or the skin's too thick. It's very nice when you come across the perfect orange, because it's really a beautiful experience. But the stakes are too high.

Fathers should start teaching the boys how to punch.

I guess chemistry is just another word for love.

I first got into fruit when I was a teenager, when my life was changing in every way. The first time I had a mango, at like 18, I was like, 'Where has this been my whole life?

People don't listen when you lecture. No one wants to be talked down to or scolded.

My cancer continues to make for all kind of hilarity.

My theory is that comedy comes from little people.