I think the Canadian sense of humor is dryer than America's and juicier than Britain's. I think it's a cross between the two of them, really.

In France, everyone speaks French 'cause they think it's cool. Gives 'em, gives 'em an excuse to smoke.

I think a case could be made that there's sort of a crisis of masculinity in the West. Particularly with white males.

Fathers should start teaching the boys how to punch.

People don't listen when you lecture. No one wants to be talked down to or scolded.

If comedy duos don't like each other, it just won't work.

I've pretty much given up on the orange. I really have. I just don't even bother. It's just either sour, or woody, or the skin's too thick. It's very nice when you come across the perfect orange, because it's really a beautiful experience. But the stakes are too high.