The gay male is always going to be at the bottom.

Art is about the edges and the sharp corners and those places are not conducive to activism, which is about putting on a gloss.

My cancer continues to make for all kind of hilarity.

Activism isn't about holding your faults up to the light. That's what comedy is about, it's about saying, 'Look at this person who is so flawed and frail and damaged. And we're all this frail and damaged so let's laugh at it.

When I was younger I wanted to be a big movie star who'd get to be funny on talk shows and then I wanted to retire and write science fiction.

My parents won’t let me have a motorcycle, but they give me all the guns I want. I asked them for a motorcycle last Christmas and they told me I’d only kill myself. They got me this twelve-gauge instead.

If comedy duos don't like each other, it just won't work.