When I was younger I wanted to be a big movie star who'd get to be funny on talk shows and then I wanted to retire and write science fiction.

I resented that my career wasn't going the way that it was supposed to. And I was angry that I wasn't getting the parts that I wanted.

People don't listen when you lecture. No one wants to be talked down to or scolded.

I think a case could be made that there's sort of a crisis of masculinity in the West. Particularly with white males.

I'm a total nerd. I love fantasy.

My theory is that comedy comes from little people.

This world is filled with five billion people with five billion different ways of looking at things.