When I was younger I wanted to be a big movie star who'd get to be funny on talk shows and then I wanted to retire and write science fiction.

This world is filled with five billion people with five billion different ways of looking at things.

I guess chemistry is just another word for love.

Fathers should start teaching the boys how to punch.

I'm not a wilting flower. I'm honest, so I pick a lot of fights. I've burned a lot of bridges.

I believe the things that happened to me as a child scarred me terribly, and I wish somebody would have helped me with some of the things that happened.

Activism isn't about holding your faults up to the light. That's what comedy is about, it's about saying, 'Look at this person who is so flawed and frail and damaged. And we're all this frail and damaged so let's laugh at it.