My parents won’t let me have a motorcycle, but they give me all the guns I want. I asked them for a motorcycle last Christmas and they told me I’d only kill myself. They got me this twelve-gauge instead.

I think Canadian humor is a little less broad than American humor.

A lot of gay men are in delusion if they think they're super macho.

Well I think comedy everywhere has lost a bit of its bite. In Canada, I can't argue with the quality, but it feels like it's gotten a little safe.

When I found out I had cancer, I just said one thing: 'I want to hold on to life' and that changed everything for me.

If comedy duos don't like each other, it just won't work.

I've pretty much given up on the orange. I really have. I just don't even bother. It's just either sour, or woody, or the skin's too thick. It's very nice when you come across the perfect orange, because it's really a beautiful experience. But the stakes are too high.