People don't listen when you lecture. No one wants to be talked down to or scolded.

I believe the things that happened to me as a child scarred me terribly, and I wish somebody would have helped me with some of the things that happened.

I'm a total nerd. I love fantasy.

A lot of gay men are in delusion if they think they're super macho.

This world is filled with five billion people with five billion different ways of looking at things.

My parents won’t let me have a motorcycle, but they give me all the guns I want. I asked them for a motorcycle last Christmas and they told me I’d only kill myself. They got me this twelve-gauge instead.

I think Canadian humor is a little less broad than American humor.