People don't listen when you lecture. No one wants to be talked down to or scolded.

Well I think comedy everywhere has lost a bit of its bite. In Canada, I can't argue with the quality, but it feels like it's gotten a little safe.

People don't listen when you lecture. No one wants to be talked down to or scolded.

Americans know as much about Canada as straight people do about gays. Americans arrive at the border with skis in July, and straight people think that being gay is just a phase. A very long phase.

When I was younger I wanted to be a big movie star who'd get to be funny on talk shows and then I wanted to retire and write science fiction.

Fathers should start teaching the boys how to punch.

If comedy duos don't like each other, it just won't work.