Why is being outed such a big deal? When I find out that someone's gay, my respect for them increases tenfold.

I think Canadian humor is a little less broad than American humor.

I've pretty much given up on the orange. I really have. I just don't even bother. It's just either sour, or woody, or the skin's too thick. It's very nice when you come across the perfect orange, because it's really a beautiful experience. But the stakes are too high.

Well I think comedy everywhere has lost a bit of its bite. In Canada, I can't argue with the quality, but it feels like it's gotten a little safe.

In France, everyone speaks French 'cause they think it's cool. Gives 'em, gives 'em an excuse to smoke.

I guess chemistry is just another word for love.

I'm not a wilting flower. I'm honest, so I pick a lot of fights. I've burned a lot of bridges.