If you can't do it with one bullet, don't do it at all.

I like women. I don't understand them, but I like them.

My dear girl, there are some things that just aren't done, such as drinking Dom Perignon '53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit. That's just as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs!

I met my wife through playing golf. She is French and couldn't speak English and I couldn't speak French, so there was little chance of us getting involved in any boring conversations - that's why we got married really quickly.

Everything I have done or attempted to do for Scotland has always been for her benefit, never my own and I defy anyone to prove otherwise.

I still pay full tax when I work in England and the same when I work in America.

I haven't found anywhere in the world where I want to be all the time. The best of my life is the moving. I look forward to going.