The knighthood I received was a fantastic honour but it's not something I've ever used and I don't think I ever will.

Personally I give us . . . one chance of three.

I don't think there is anything particularly wrong in hitting a woman, though I don't recommend you do it the same way that you hit a man.

You write your first draft with your heart and you re-write with your head. The first key to writing is to write, not to think.

I admit I'm being paid well, but it's no more than I deserve. After all, I've been screwed more times than a hooker.

Ever since the introduction of psychoanalysis there have been too many terms to excuse behavior and phrases that can be [used] to explain everything.

When you hear someone from the very north of Scotland speaking, I think its nice, very musical and harmonious.