My boy, we are pilgrims in an unholy land.

My view is that to get anywhere in life you have to be anti-social, otherwise you'll end up being devoured. I've never been particularly social, anyway, but if I've ever been rude, fifty per cent of it has usually been provoked by other people's attitudes. Though I do admit, like most Celts, I'm moody. It's fine until people try to cheer you up with gems like, 'snap out of it' or 'Come on, now'.

I've never really fancied Mexican food. A taco rather minds me of a puncture outfit.

There is nothing like a challenge to bring out the best in man.

I have no shortage of material or offers, it's just a case of what you select to do. But I think it's realistic that my chances of playing Romeo are now over.

A man who fears nothing is a man who loves nothing; and if you love nothing, what joy is there in your life?

Either what we hold to be right and good and true IS right and good and true, for all mankind, or we're just another robber tribe.