My boy, we are pilgrims in an unholy land.

There are women who take it to the wire. That's what they are looking for, the ultimate confrontation. They want a smack.

I'm an actor - it's not brain surgery. If I do my job right, people won't ask for their money back.

Be careful what you shoot at . . . most things in here don't react too well to bullets.

Only 4 percent of all the companies owned in Scotland have their head offices in Scotland.

Sometimes a woman just needs to be slapped.

I have always hated that damn James Bond. I'd like to kill him.