If you have to resort to violence, you've already lost.

If anything could have pulled me out of retirement it would have been an Indiana Jones film.

Red wine with fish. That should have told me something.

I admit I'm being paid well, but it's no more than I deserve. After all, I've been screwed more times than a hooker.

I did many other things before I ever got into the movies. I've been in so many businesses, it's a joke. All of them totally unsuited to me. Selling used cars. Running a club in London.

If America had been discovered as many times as I have, no one would remember Columbus.

If you fear nothing, you love nothing. If you love nothing, what joy can there be in life?